This is the post you’ve been waiting for! The one where we reveal our deepest darkest Cinful secrets. You know the ones: What political party we’re affiliated with and who we’re voting for in the next Presidential election. NOT! PA-lease! Anyone remember that Southpark episode about the school mascot? Uhm-yeah…

!POLITICAL INCORRECTNESS AHEAD – VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED!


 It’s an election year, OH BOY! 

It’s that time in our country’s heritage where friends and family come together to break bread and argue incessantly about politics. Entire families can put their differences aside at the dinner table, over the holidays, when the snarky in-laws are visiting, when someone burps inappropriately at said dinner table (usually Dr. DP), and not even shed an ounce of blood while taking sides of opposing teams in the Superbowl; But not when it comes to politics! I ask you, what is so polarizing about choosing between a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwhich, as Southpark so bluntly put it? I mean, don’t we have better things to do? 

WHY, YES WE DO! 

Drink Up!

That’s why for this year’s Election we have become PROUD card-carrying members of the newly established COCKTAIL PARTY! And we want you to Join the Cocktail Party, too! Cue Hail to the Chief! This is our pledge to you:

Until this election is over–and maybe long after depending on its outcome–we the inaugurated members of the Cocktail Party do solemnly swear to post proudly about another American tradition, booze! We who rail against another prohibition, promise to uphold our country’s traditions by posting our best cocktail recipes so that we can “Make America Great Again;” while we pay homage to our vintner friends. Because when it comes to Vino, “She’s with us”!

We invite you to join us in “Wine-ing” a little or a lot about elections past present and future while we drown our sorrows in a little libation.

Introducing the Cocktail Party Candidates

Because it’s no fun to Drink Alone, here is the Official Electoral Ballot of the Cinfully Simple Cocktail Party! And because voting in the cocktail party is not a private affair, Your vote counts! We want to know which candidate you choose!

Rock the Vote!

Let us know your favorite cocktail party candidate down in the comments section below or share your vote to your social media channels using the hashtag: #CocktailPartyVote—Remember to tag us @CinfullySimple so we know who the winner is. Write-in candidates ARE welcome as are fabulous cocktail recipes!

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C’Mon, have some fun with us and join the Cocktail Party! If nothing else, you can drink your blooz away if the election doesn’t turn out the way you want! Besides, save yourself some stress and just let Bill O’Reilly and Rachel Maddow duke it out for you.

In the mean time, checkout some of these tried and true Cinfully Simple Cocktail Party Favorites!

If you need cocktails in a hurry, try DRIZLY and Save $5 on your order at Drizly.com with code DRIZLYFIVE! Or, if you’re one of our Denver peeps, try Molly’s Spirits. Our New Fav Place for the in store boozperience!

Our name is Cinfully Simple and we endorse this message! 

**The candidates included in this ballot are not necessarily real drinks, real people or real candidates. They may or may not be introduced at the National Cocktail Party Convention or on this blog and they willnot be asked to debate, change your life or provide tax returns. The Cocktail Party asks that you Drink Responsibly.**

CC

Super foodie sidekick to #DrDP; digital storyteller, part time ginger and queen of convenience with more ideas than time. I go by #CC #CinfulCindy #CinfullySimple

2 Comments

Mark · 10/17/2016 at 5:26 PM

Sign me up! Hey!…Maybe we can write you in for President!

    CC · 11/01/2016 at 9:17 AM

    Hey Mark! Lord no! I don’t know why anyone wants that job!

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